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Who did you tease today?
I took my girls out to see a movie. Our front stoop is treacherous; it's nothing but a block of ice. The moment I stepped out they warn me. I grit my teeth, "I know damn it." We've got cabin fever; if I had nothing left in my humble home I'd eat them.
"Watch out there's a dead bird by the steps."
Pffft like its gona wake up and get me.
"We poked it with a stick."
Me:"is it frozen?"
"Yeah"
They watched me pick it up. I was wearing gloves or I wouldn't have. It helped knowing it was frozen. Wow was that weird though, it weighed nothing more than what a locust's shed skin would. Anyway I chucked it towards the pond.
Boy did that get their attention
"Ewwwww, gross!"
I walked through the snow, to my car and around to their side.
And I touched them and freaked them out and made them scream unmercifully.
Damn that felt good, best part of my day!
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